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> Puddin Head Jones, Lyrics
njattack
post Jun 18 2006, 02:29 PM
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Anybody know the lyrics for Puddin Head Jones? If so could you post them?

So far I have been unable to find them on the Internet.
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laughland
post Jun 18 2006, 08:33 PM
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There was a most peculiar kid in our town
He was always late for school
He never learned to tell a verb from a noun
And always broke the rule
They looked upon him as a clown
yet he wasn't such a fool
Puddin head Jones was fat and funny
Dumber than sticks and stones
That's why the kids all called him
Wooden head Puddin head Jones

He couldn't spell constantinople
Didn't know beans from bones
Pencils and books were never made for him
Woodenhead puddin head Jones

The teacher told his mother she'd take him right in hand
And teach him a thing or two
Like his older brother he began to understand
He learned everything she knew
All the kids to the teacher carried
Candy and ice cream cones
But who do you think the teacher married
Wooden head Puddin head Jones

His spelling was bad as spelling could be
He spelled cat with a K
He saw that he and the teacher could not agree
So he threw his books away
He was only wasting his time he said
So he got a job instead
Puddin head Jones was fat and funny
Dumber than sticks and stones
That's why the kids all called him
Wooden head Puddin head Jones

He couldn't spell Constantinople
Didn't know beans from bones
Pencils and books were never made for
Wooden head Puddin head Jones

After he got married he went out and got a job
And kept at it night and day
Money stuck to him like corn on a cob
Never spent it in a cabaret
Stock market crashed then came the depresion
Bankers cut down their loans
But who do you think had all the money
Wooden head Puddin head Jones


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njattack
post Jun 19 2006, 01:50 AM
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Many thanks. I owe you one.
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